June 15, 2011

"Your personal opinion is not helpful" award

Dear medical records receptionist,

My insurer and I have been trying to obtain my surgery report from your office for weeks without response or resolution.  So, when I had no choice but to come in and ask for the records in person, your snippy personal opinion of "the insurance company's job is to deny your claim anyway" is:

A) unsolicited,

B) unsubstantiated,


C) still does not explain why you've been sitting on the records request for weeks.

It must be nice to be you, having the super power of knowing my injury and the lone decision authority whether or not you feel like releasing authorized medical records.  You're pure genius and darn lucky my fingers can't be flexed in obscene gesture because they're casted.

Here's my personal opinion, miserable lady: Less talky, more printy. 




courtney said...

tell it, sister!

Rachel said...

I would have used my other hand! Hope your hand feels better soon!

Becky said...

Seriously, your posts crack me up! Awesome:)

Jessica @ Barefoot by the Sea said...

Don't ya just love power trips? If you ever need to experience another, head on down to the Dover town office, where the women there will be pleased to oblige!

LeighAnne said...

You go Lelan!! :D

c is for cole said...

you deserve the award "most hilarious blog of the year award resulting in readers requiring depends upon reading"

michelle @ this little light said...

Oh, how I love your posts. You kill me! It's been a long, loong day, and that was just the boost I needed. I don't think I've ever commented before (even though I read your blog often), but I couldn't help but say "thank you!" for the laugh!