My dad found this little worksheet I completed when I was eight years old about being a parent. I could have done a little better in the spelling department back then, but apparently this was "checked for content only" and I passed with a loopy Orphan Annie-esque smiley face.
Unfortunately, I am not living up to the answers I proposed in the first three questions, but I was pretty spot-on in terms of predicting bedtimes. Plus, the most important rule in our family today is indeed to be polite.
The purple ditto machine qualities really took me back on this! Remember the distinct smell of those print-outs? Classic elementary school.