Near my home is a local pharmacy which displays a sandwich board outside their driveway. The hodge-podge list of featured sales items cracks me up each time I drive by because it's almost as if the list could possibly be someone's dream shopping excursion.
Recently, the items have been featured in this order:
* 12 pack of soda
* Shaving razors
* "Real soft TP"
* New Hampshire t-shirts, 4/$10
Now, that's my kind of Friday night.