I'm pretty determined to retain my Mother of the Year title.
Wavey drops a shoe and says quietly under her breath, "Oh s---, I dropped that."
I whip around and ask, "What did you just say?" which is followed by 10 minutes of me gently pleading her to verify the word I was pretty sure I heard.
Finally, she admits the word and I ask her which friend from school taught it to her. She gives me a smirk and says, "No one from school. YOU say it all the time."
&%$#@, she's right.
At least she used it in correct context.