Don't adjust your screen. What you're seeing is indeed my new best friend: A 54-inch styrofoam Pillsbury Doughboy. And he's mine, all mine.
The grocery store down the street wouldn't sell me theirs, so I found this limited-edition guy online. Yeah, quite a bit of dough was shelled out (pun totally intended) but it's such a cool item that I'm thrilled to now own it.