During the holidays, I usually say, "I have everything I want and need, so please no gifts."
I will not be saying that again until this arrives on my doorstep:
This foam Doughboy:
A) Stands about four feet tall
B) Is a display and not for general sale
C) Must be mine
In grad school, I practically ate triple my weight in Pillsbury products just to mail in enough points toward a free Doughboy mug, while inadvertently turning myself into a Doughboy at the same time.
I still say: Well worth the mug.