You may remember the gifted tiger "painting" I received over the holidays. The joke has carried on that only a paint-by-numbers unicorn could possibly surpass the awesomeness of El Tigre.
So I bought one with great enthusiasm...
...and then cursed the blatant mislabeling of "quick and easy" when the directions looked like this:
I have a better chance of finding an actual unicorn and riding it into the sunset than finding time to paint this so-called "easy" project.