A resolution of mine is to clean and purge the house, and we came across this gem I purchased for fun in 2000. Remember this sock puppet 'spokesman?' The commercials for this now "dot-bomb" company were hilarious.
Even though the puppet is going for a whopping 99-cents at online auctions, I'll still hang onto him for nostalgia.
However, this zebra thingymajig...not so much:
I don't even like zebras, and this is kinda freaking me out.