The non-update update

For those eagle-eyed readers yesterday who informed me both publicly and privately that they noticed yesterday's baby shower invitation was featured atop a certain fabric I've been holding aside to cover a certain not-yet-left-to-die-in-my-basement chair, please know that the plans are still in the works... but you should know me better by now than to even assume it's close to completion.

That is all.  :)