"God hates birthdays. It's true."
Sensing that this girl was dead-serious and kinda scary, Wavey gave her the "what the flip?" face and then slowly said, "Oookkkaaaaayyy."
I nearly died laughing. It's true.
July 12, 2011
But God loves frosting
We were at a child's birthday party the other day and this kid below (who we don't know) doesn't say a peep throughout the entire bowling party...until Waverly innocently sat down next to her for cake and the little girl says in a completely low, creepy voice:
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"God hates birthdays. It's true."
Sensing that this girl was dead-serious and kinda scary, Wavey gave her the "what the flip?" face and then slowly said, "Oookkkaaaaayyy."
I nearly died laughing. It's true.
"God hates birthdays. It's true."
Sensing that this girl was dead-serious and kinda scary, Wavey gave her the "what the flip?" face and then slowly said, "Oookkkaaaaayyy."
I nearly died laughing. It's true.
Out of the mouths of babes, right? Very creepy - I bet she was carrying one of those little devil dolls too - you know the ones you send your sister???? :)
ReplyDeleteUm, wow. That's super creepy.
ReplyDeleteBaby Jesus.
ReplyDeleteThat's all I've got.
Dude. I'm guessing she has a mommy who's REALLY bitter about getting older.
ReplyDeleteBahaha! I thought only pixar could create ridiculous children like that. :)
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