One-stop shopping

Near my home is a local pharmacy which displays a sandwich board outside their driveway.  The hodge-podge list of featured sales items cracks me up each time I drive by because it's almost as if the list could possibly be someone's dream shopping excursion. 

Recently, the items have been featured in this order:

* 12 pack of soda

* Shaving razors

* "Real soft TP"

* New Hampshire t-shirts, 4/$10

Now, that's my kind of Friday night.